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Drug test question

Hey guys I’ve been a lurker here for a long time. Lots of great info. Thanks everyone for that. And thank you in advance.

Now I’ve been wanting to start my third cycle but this job I have working for the goverment test for steroids. I’ve been tested twice already randomly. Thank god I’m not on a cycle. I know for a fact they test for it because I’ve seen the guy take it and send it to the lab for that. I also know people who failed and got fired. So I looked Into it and they test your urine separately. One for regular 10 panel drug test, the other they send out seprately and test your test:epitestosterone level. Basically anything Greater than a 6:1 will get you fired. With all that being said is there any ideas or if I can carry around quickfix urine to pass the test? Any help would be appreciated! Thank you! I searched for this as well but I couldn’t find any answers. Thanks again guys.

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There’s this product called

There’s this product called “The Number 1.” It’s synthetic urine that comes in a plastic/rubber bag that’s connected to a velcro belt. You strap the belt around your waist and then put your underwear and pants over it. The bag with the urine in it has a temperature strip on it and a tube running from the bag that has a clip on it to keep the fake piss from running out. It also comes with hot hands warmers to warm the fake piss up but you probably won’t need them. When I wore mine it would always heat up to around 97 degrees within a couple hours of wearing it. If they watch you piss then you can’t use this but if they don’t then you’re good to go with it. I’ve used it more times than I can count and it’s always worked. Even when the piss got sent off to the lab it still was always g2g. I’ve literally used it for the past 15 years for different reasons. Just google “The number 1 synthetic urine.” Have a look at it and read the reviews. The only thing bad about it is if you don’t know when you’re getting a random so you have to wear it everyday. Even then though you get use to wearing it. I worked in confined spaces that would get up to 130 degrees and would wear it everyday. I’d have to get a new one though about once a month because the belt would eventually wear out. Once it did bust on me and I had to act like I pissed myself but only reason it busted was because I was in a machine with a 3 foot clearance and I scraped myself on a piece of sharp metal. If they don’t watch you piss then that fake piss will be just what you want. 

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Thanks I’ll definitely look

Thanks I’ll definitely look into it. Did you get tested for steroids at your job? I won’t have to wear mine all day I can keep it in my bag since I take it with me everywhere. And they don’t watch me pee. It’s my own private bathroom. You just can’t flush obviously.

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No they didn’t test for gear

No they didn’t test for gear but they frowned upon me smoking pot lol. That stuff definitely works. A little expensive at around $100 but it’s worth it 

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Is steroid use worth risking

Is steroid use worth risking losing your job is the question that comes to my mind?!

Only you can decide but if you are supporting a family you may want to really consider your options. You could get your testosterone tested by a TRT clinic and if it is low they can prescribe you testosterone replacement. I am sure with a script your position at work would be protected. Just a thought.

If you need a self hack to ensure a lower than normal testosterone level drink 1-2 cans of coke 1 hour before your blood draw. This will reduce your circulating testosterone by as much as 25%.

 

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