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Cliche intro

I'm a human. I'm from a woman's womb. I lift weights. I eat a lot. I am a wise ass. I hate flies. No, not the exercise. The flying pains in the ass. I am not natural. Well, I'm not artificial, but I'm definitely not natural either. I'm possibly semi-synthetic. I like coffee. A lot. No seriously, a lot. I might actually need help. But quitting is for losers. And I'm a winner. No. Not a winter. Those are cold. I'm a hot coffee winner. I like doping. But not with dope. I like pot dope. Pot dope is fun. No. I'm not on pot right now. I'm on commode. Coffee date with commode and phone. This is all. At least for now. Sometime I might see you later. Although I probably won't know it's you.

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Welcome to MG TT-fourtwozero.

Welcome to MG TT-fourtwozero.  Multi-tasking at its best. Dropping the kids of at the pool, writing an intro while sipping or chugging coffee. Don’t forget to take the pin out of your quad (I hope ur not pinning while ur pooping lol). 

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No. Definitely not pinning

No. Definitely not pinning while shitting. Although it seems like it could be a fun experience. Actually in between cycles atm. About to jump on the bulk train and add some more mass. Will probably motivate myself to post about it, but can't predict the future. Probably won't, but probably will. I'd say I'm on the fence about it, but that's rather impossible as I'm already on the shitter. Thanks for the warm welcome. I plan to stick around for an undetermined length of time.

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Normal people scare me. You

Normal people scare me. You fit right in, welcome to MG's

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Welcome to MG!

Welcome to MG!

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Thanks

Thanks

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Welcome. Unique into, very

Welcome. Unique into, very creative and I love that. Hope to hear back from you and hope you 'stay around'

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Thanks. Yeah I like to be the

Thanks. Yeah I like to be the oddball from time to time. Breaks up the monotony of life. Plus lots of coffee will do that to me lmao

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LoL, nice intro! Welcome to

LoL, nice intro! Welcome to the board

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Thanks lol. This place is way

Thanks lol. This place is way better than eroids. 

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Welcome. Loved the intro.

Welcome. Loved the intro. Anyone that can make me laugh deserves a +3. ;)

 

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It's kinda my thing lol. I've

It's kinda my thing lol. I've always been a goofball. I can't always be too serious unless the moment calls for it. 

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Nice

Really like the intro welcome.

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Thanks man

Thanks man

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I dont know fella's! If he

I dont know fella's! If he is like this with just coffee...God help us all! Haha, again welcome to the fold!

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I can not confirm nor deny

I can not confirm nor deny your suspicions. It may be that or it may not be. 

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I assumed female. Interesting

I assumed female. Interesting, sorry if I was wrong.

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Ummm. What? And I thought I

Ummm. What? And I thought I was confusing lol

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Welcome

welcome to MG!

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Thank you

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Welcome to MG Community

Good to have you here.

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Thank you

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Welcome

Awesome intro, lol welcome to MG. ^^